Thanks for coming everyone. See you in a couple years.

There is something about John Stewart Raving that tickles me silly.

When I was younger I was highly susceptible to viral game advertisement. I believe as I am getting older the effects simply not as invasive as they used to be, but once or twice a year I get a teaser for a game that makes me flip out... last year that game was Super Smash Brothers Brawl which will be released March 9th of this year, and tonight I discovered I somehow missed a Kotaku post to the illustrious illuding Monster Hunter sequel that I have been waiting for since working for Sony. To be fair, there have been 2 sequels since then, but both were for the PsP, and since the game is about epic dragon battles... well lets just say the PsP has a lot to be desired.

It seems that the only postings I make are simply to reiterate what another friendly LJ poster posts. So here we go.

http://www.smellmeand.com/

I dont believe it is real, but I cant help but fantasize about the rediculious snotty russian barons having exausted every scent they could imagine to smell sexy, and finally come to this...

Jesus... I hope this is NOT real.

http://digg.com/gaming_news/Beautiful_Katamari_jilts_PS3_at_the_altar_elopes_with_Wii

"At the end of last month, we reported on a rumor that Beautiful Katamari would dump the PlayStation 3 and move over to the Wii. Those rumors have now been confirmed and Namco's cult roll 'em up sequel is officially headed to both the Nintendo Wii and Microsoft's Xbox 360."

It... but... wait.. what?

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!!!!

Friend of mine here posted this, I simply had to make sure the rest of the world knows of it.

Comment, and I’ll:

1 - Tell you why I friended you.
2 - Associate you with a song/film/tv show.
3 - Tell a random fact about you.
4 - Tell a first memory about you.
5 - Associate you with a character/pairing.
6 - Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7 - Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
8 - In return please spread this disease in your LJ. (not that I will force you to)

I have a strange urge to go to Bodega Bay...

Wii Love Katamari Damaci - November 14th

Katamari Online: Roll up your friends! - Rumor, Release in Japan December 31st

NAAAHHH N'Na Na Na Na Na NA Na NA Na NaNaNa...

Someone came into the office yelling about the Lack of Water in San Francisco, and for a moment I simultaneously contemplated how much water one would need to survive for a few weeks without tap water, and how much money Alhambra and Crystal Geyser - Alpine Springs could possibly make from SF by hiking up the price...

I was walking around Costco, but for some reason only the emergency lights were on giving it a strange red and creepy ambiance. I kept bumping into people and knocking things off shelves. When I reached the registers one of the customers game me an evil glare and began to check people out from one of the empty registers in the back. After about an hour I had one customer left and it was a guy I knew from 5th grade. I also noticed Renee checking people out from one of the busy lines and suddenly I was in that busy line, paralyzed staring at the magazine rack. Costco does not usually have a Safeway style tabloid rack next to the register, but that is inconsequential. Eventually customers began yelling at me to "Move your ass!!" and I couldn't so one of the other employees brought over a wheel barrel and attempted to put me in it. Renee stepped in the way and told them she would take care of it. I was then walking towards the exit holding hands with Renee like a child would hold the hand of its mother. Her stern face said its goodbye and I became 18 again walking through the strangest parking lot I had ever seen looking for my white 1982 Toyota Corola. The parking lot was a "U" shape around the Costco, with a parking structure attached to the building at the bottom of the "U" shape. It was a 7 level parking structure, and as I walked by I noticed an familiar face on the 5th floor, Whitney Fisher. Her long red hair was beautiful, and partially covered by a bulky military radio. I got to the other end of the U and turned back... no white cars anywhere. Passing the parking structure I noticed another walky-talky emitting the old friends voice. "So you are back are you?" I picked it up and continued my walk to find my car. I had more difficulty now because the cars outside the parking structure were floating, and it was near midnight. Back at the parking structure I noticed my car parked on the bottom level, and next to it Whitney, Krizzy, and Steve were sitting around a tiny fire laughing, so I sat down and joined in. We were then engulfed in fire and began to dance together. "It was nice to see you again," I said to Whitney ... and abruptly woke up.